I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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