My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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