oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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