her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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