C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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