you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm like, not good at living.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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