I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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