Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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