Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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