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Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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