there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I use my feet as sexual weapons
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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