sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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