WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm too high and old for this...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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