Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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