508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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