Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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