i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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