I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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