you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she smelled like a LAN party
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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