Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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