I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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