I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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