that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
