You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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