At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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