I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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