So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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