can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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