it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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