The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Floor bacon is actually really good
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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