i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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