You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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