This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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