Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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