i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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