none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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