ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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