i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My vagina is very pro this idea
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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