she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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