I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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