told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
my poor anus
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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