man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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