That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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