just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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