she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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