the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
A bitchslap is in order.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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