so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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