Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Can't talk, ducks in the car
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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