Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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