They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Found your dick twin last night
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.