My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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