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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?

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(413): I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old? http://tfl.nu/y7lt

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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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(630) i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate http://tfl.nu/ziyg

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(443): View more from Maryland

How is it? Sketchville?

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cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness

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(443): How is it? Sketchville? (1-443): cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness http://tfl.nu/p48v

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(440): View more from Ohio

yea ive hooked up with like half those guys

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and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag

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(440): yea ive hooked up with like half those guys (1-440): and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag http://tfl.nu/9hzs

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.

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(231): I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom. http://tfl.nu/w091

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(828): View more from North Carolina

At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.

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(828): At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed. http://tfl.nu/va1q

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(469): View more from Texas

I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.

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(469): I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs. http://tfl.nu/36r0

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(407): View more from Florida

Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?

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(407): Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening? http://tfl.nu/psmr

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week

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(603): there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week http://tfl.nu/fflq

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(310): View more from California

She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.

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(310): She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning. http://tfl.nu/tu4n

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(314): View more from Missouri

This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.

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(314): This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem. http://tfl.nu/8m5o

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(519): View more from Ontario

You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned

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(519): You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned http://tfl.nu/faec

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(501): View more from Arkansas

My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.

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(501): My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone. http://tfl.nu/7x1i

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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.

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(812): I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest. http://tfl.nu/mbi2

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(779): View more from Illinois

I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs

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(779): I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs http://tfl.nu/n819

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