sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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