Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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