You can't motorboat a personality
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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