another moral hangover. fuck.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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