And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Sorry my hands just texted you
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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