Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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