Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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